umbrella movement

Umbrella movement was made to call out lippaphobes for saying lipstick.

"Theyre in the umbrella movement" "oh wow"

by Tea Time SisterZ. January 3, 2021

chocolate umbrella

A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.

Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.

by TheJoePilato June 28, 2016

Apology Umbrella

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.

She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.

by Macon Love April 26, 2011

lost umbrella

a japanese song...idk what to say just check it out idk

Damm lost umbrella has its own phonk ver

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

Love Umbrella

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.

by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010

umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth

I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch

by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023

Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 2, 2020