Hand me a tent peg, it's the only way my boyfriend will be able to earn his red wings without gagging
by TomSawyerReborn June 29, 2011

A tent by which sexual intercourse is performed.
by ShagTenter October 9, 2014

by suck my dick gunnar December 27, 2010

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/
2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.
2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.
by Captain Anal November 18, 2010

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible
I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks
by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Yo, I was making out with this hot chick and I glanced downward and saw that she had a tranny tent! I kept going anyway...
by tentsman October 19, 2010

when someone is busted, "...when you went into that next room, where the guards were waiting, that was your fourth tent."
by ruf-jason March 3, 2005
