huntsman spider

a large fucking spider that is harmless but is gigantic and feared by many australians. this spider is found in houses mainly during summer because they love the heat, they feast on insects. they just sit on you’re wall still until you try to kill it they zoom off somewhere else in a fast pace. they are brown, short haired, skinny and massive sized and the size is probably why so many australians are petrified of then

dude there was a huge huntsman spider in my room, i ran out of my room and was petrified.

by didnotask1 January 20, 2020

spider tits

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits

Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits

by fifi1234 January 7, 2016

Spider Roach

An emo necrophiliac who likes punk rock and d-beat. Sort of a play boy too. All the girls are obsessed with him

Usually goes by the name Miguel

“Oh my god, we’re about to walk past Spider Roach, act cool.”

by funny guy lol April 7, 2023

Spider roach

A person who is an emo necrophiliac, and playboy all in one. Usually goes by the name Miguel.

“Ugh, there goes Spider roach again with a new chick. He probably imagines her dead.

by funny guy lol April 6, 2023

wolf spider

Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.

I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017

Spiders Nightclub

A legendary alternative nightclub situated in Hull, England. Home of cheap drinks, fine women, great music and friendly staff for over 20 years.

Joe: "You going to Spiders this weekend?"
John: "Certainly am"

by Rust In Peace May 13, 2005

Spider Fucked

So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!

Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"

by Heather Marie 916 December 9, 2008