Lead Poisoned

Extreme stupidity and inability to critically think. Typically it applies to old people who were exposed to too much leaded gas and lead paint as children, and have now lost the ability to understand second order effects

"My HOA is controlled by a bunch of lead poisoned Boomers"

by InterestedPastaEater August 19, 2022

testicular poison

codie and dustin's orgy.

cody and dustin were fucking until they know later on codie sucked the testicular poison out of him.

by testicular poison January 17, 2018

poison ivy

1. venereal disease

2. a woman with venereal disease

1. I gotta go see the doctor, I dipped my shit in some poison ivy last weekend.

2. Stay away from Pam - she's poison ivy.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

The Devil's Poison

An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.

Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.

Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.

by Darryl Hardy July 22, 2014

spam poisoning

The awful upset stomach and related symptoms caused by consuming too much SPAM meat within a short period of time.

I had to skip class that morning due to SPAM poisoning from too much SPAM in my SPAM & eggs breakfast.

by tonyjones17 February 9, 2008

man poison

Nothin more than a synonym for a true-blue, bonafide lesbian.

J: "Yo man... lemme holla atcha girl son, she's mad cute."
B: "Nah, dude... she's man poison, you don't want that, trust me."

by icking1. April 22, 2006

Poison Dart

Rhyming slang for flatulence that is so reekingly toxic it hits the victims olfactory senses with such devastating effect that, visually it resembles a reaction similar to acute food poisoning.

Kelly: "Crystal what's up with your boyfriend, he looks as though he just ate something real bad?"

Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."

by Brohica September 27, 2009