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The Matt Kiser Method

A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.

In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!

Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”

Kiser: Even
You: Odd

Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36

Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020
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The "Boo Chu" method

The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
Professor: anyone heard about the "boo chu" method?
Student: yes. The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
by Thebu choo July 3, 2020
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The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
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The D'ulisse Method

The process of rapidly pumping the plunger at a speed of 3 PPS (pumps per second) in order to guarantee a successful flush every time.
My boy Don said the log ain't going waterside, so we gave it the D'ulisse method and it flushed like a breeze.
by Bign0n0 November 29, 2023
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The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm
Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"
by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026
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The Pam bondi method

Similar to red herring but for more serious affairs .
You will use this method when you are trying to distract from serious matter .
Example

I did not set that house on fire , I can run a mile in 3 minutes. In fact under my leadership everyone’s cardio has gotten better . There has been no house fires
She really used the Pam bondi method we were talking about abuse of children and she goes off on the economy.
by Plutonian February 13, 2026
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The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.
by sativu March 5, 2025
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