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jean claude van dam

slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"
"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"
by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004
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bladder like Ulley Dam

phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.

Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007
"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"
by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008
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beaver dam bon bon

when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)
My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.
by Lady Gags-a-lot July 18, 2009
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jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
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"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches

A series of swear words when 1 isn't enough to describe the anger or fustration ones feels
"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches ate all the dounuts!"
by JessesFancyFace February 17, 2020
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Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.
Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.
by Gohan-Sama-Lord January 24, 2020
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Dam and Damn

Dam: a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"

Damn: How cool people do it. Used to emphasise something. The right way to use it
Person 1: I’m reading a book and one one do the chapters are
“I have a dam problem”

Person 2: oh ye let’s see bitch…
Person 2: oh I’m sorry they have a problem with their dam! I feel so sorry for them
Person 1: wha-
Person 2: DAM IS a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.

Person 1: erm okay?

Dam and Damn is different fucking things PEOPLE
by Dragoooon_xjt November 29, 2023
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