Rusty Tractor

The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.
My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!
by Madmonk210 November 30, 2017
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rusty coconut

When your girlfriend sharts on your ball sack in the middle of her cum.
While riding my man he begged for the rusty coconut. So I did!!!
by Dickshadow September 07, 2014
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rusty tower

Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower
by Blarc July 01, 2018
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Rusty truck

A dildo pulled out of someone’s anus covered in feces
It’s starting to smell in here get rid of that rusty truck
by Mc fed September 30, 2021
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Rusty Bell

Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.
Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.
by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015
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Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".
i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!
by Jamcat77 March 02, 2014
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Rusty Ghristle

A kinky form of sexual activity. You create a hook with your index finger, and massage the interiors of a womans anal cavity.
Women: "You want to go upstairs for a bit?"

Man: "Sure, but I can't have sex, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. I can give you the rusty ghristle though!"
by MeatPieEye November 28, 2010
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