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pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.
mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.
by TeeKaih November 6, 2009
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pooping in the periwinkle

When a man or woman of unexceptional beauty and grace sleeps with someone far above themselves in physical attractiveness or social standing.
Can you believe our friend--a total slob and blunderbuss, by the way--slept with that extremely intelligent supermodel? He was totally pooping in the periwinkle if you know what I mean.
by casey lazerz August 15, 2007
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poopshitters the band

q have you heard of poopshitters the band
a yes
by HIGHLIZARDA June 3, 2021
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Pooping the baby batter

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.
"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"
by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017
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Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.

The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.
Dude, we're never doing that again! After those shots of hot sauce last night, it was a red hot pooper this morning.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.
by ascrivner May 19, 2009
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I pooped in the toilet

1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation
"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."
by peteypab November 6, 2013
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pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
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