network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.

Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.

by DStar75 March 3, 2011

hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is

"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition

by frodo the great January 11, 2009

hobbit sized

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.

"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"

by Darlowyn April 23, 2010

Hobbit monger

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!

Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.

by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019

Hobbit

Shot people; they'd be as but children to your eyes.

Gandelf said, " Hobbits will never scice to amaze me ."

by Whiskyneat May 7, 2025

Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.

"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

Hobbiting

The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.

Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!

by Sinky Winky Poo December 6, 2024