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Glitch

*An error or problem in a system that causes both minor or major interruptions of service. The term 'glitch' here means that the analyst does not yet know the problem.

* the analyst cannot find the problem.

(1) definition derived from this paraphrased comment, posted shortly.
There's a glitch in my tax software.
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organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.
I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.
by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016
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Glitch

he is the son of Moxxie and Millie. he has autism and adhd

sexuality: Bisexual
I am Bisexual

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by Glitch Knolastname November 22, 2024
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Glitch Of AIs

noun.

A mischievously poetic collective term for multiple artificial intelligences acting together, especially when their behavior is a little weird, a little brilliant, and a little broken. Used when several AIs produce contradictory answers, amplify each other’s quirks, or stumble into chaotic harmony.
“When three chatbots started arguing with the coffee machine, the whole office agreed we’d summoned a full on glitch of AIs.”
by APedant December 5, 2025
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Glitch

A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake’
Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system
by Lmb17 September 21, 2018
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Glitch

This word means a function-not* in a device, especially in a computer.

*= Look up this word to find what it means.
My PC has a glitch!
by the_knowitall October 7, 2023
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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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