Cross-texting

When texts are accidentally sent to the incorrect recipient due to multiple concurrent conversations.

Conversation A:
YOU: But, I had an awesome time last night and can't wait to see you again.
HER: You were amazing, you are the sweetest guy I have ever met! <3
YOU: Hey, tell Dad that the doctor said that fungus on my balls is only mildly contagious during sexual intercourse.
HER: WHAT??????????????

Conversation B:
YOU: Merry Christmas! I'll be over around 5 tonight.
MOM: Oh, Merry Christmas! I love you and your Father and I can't wait to see you. Drive safe.
YOU: Yeah, just wait until I tongue punch your fart box and make you put my balls inside your butthole. Then you'll really think I'm sweet! ;) j/k
MOM: Kevin?
YOU: .......I think...I'm cross-texting...............

by PV9685 December 28, 2011

slow texting

A form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. Since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. Therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.

"I sent Fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn't looked at his phone in 24 hours."
"He's totally slow texting you."

by KathleenRuston September 12, 2016

Texting Rainbow

The act of waving your cell phone in the air, in the shape of an arc, or rainbow, to get signal in a deadzone. Especially when sending a text message, while the screen says "sending" but the phone has no signal.

"That guy is doing a texting rainbow. Is there any service here?"

by spazzmle March 1, 2009

cock tasting

(n) the period of time in a woman's life where she feels the need to totally slut it up. She never actually decides to settle down with a cock- she just tastes a wide variety much like one tastes free samples at Costco.

Almost all women go through a period of cock tasting, and it's most common in females aged 18-24. If you are with a girl who claims to have not engaged in cock tasting, you should beware that it's likely coming soon.

1. "Why did you and Sally breakup?"

"Basically, she decided she wasn't finished with cock tasting."

2. "Dude, I don't understand why Emily is such a shameless whore."

"Well she's 20 and going through cock tasting. What did you expect?"

by Hank Bennet March 15, 2010

Texting

A recently facinating type of communication by cellular devices that everyone; and I mean EVERYONE seems to be using. Apparently it's mentally &, physically addictive; much like sex....or Myspace. Mainly consists of a few shortened words that often have no meaning what-so-ever.

A texting conversai is sually somewhere along these lines:

"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wad up"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg, u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

texting

A dumb way to communicate. True. You can talk to several people at one time, but most of the converstaions are entierly useless. A pansy way to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and ask someone out. Teenagers use it to worsen their english skills except for a few smart ones. Easier than a phone call sometimes, but also taxing and dumb. A phone is supposed to be used to CALL people, not type.

(1)

Katie- (texting) u rlly r a gr8 guy but i dnt s us gowen newhere
John-(texting) Can you just call me? It would be so much easier.
Katie-(texting) Na I dnt wana hear u cry over da phone txten is easir.
John-(texting) You're such a retard. You can barely talk. (tries to call)
Katie-(ignores and starts to text) U ass.

(2)
A bunch of friends sitting at Taco Bell. One guy gets mad at his friend for a stupid joke. He drives off, pissed. Sends text message to girl saying, "U bitch! I cant believe u said dat!
Girl-(texts back) ....Di d you seriously just drive off and text me?

by Chilli_Pepper June 26, 2009

textingship

a textingship is like when you maintain a relationship like only through like texting nshit.

brosquito 1: hey did you hear about Casey?

brosquito 2: nah, what happened?

brosquito 1: he fucking got carpel tunnel from his textingship with that prude.

by fuxbitches January 5, 2012