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twerk-wind

when you're standing downwind from someone twerking so hard they create a breeze.
We may not have AC but Crystal's keeping me cool with her twerk-wind.
by SHLAY August 26, 2013
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twerking by the meat

When one is found to be hip shaking, booty jiggling or simply pussy popping while browsing the steak or chop meat area of the grocery store
Friend 1: "Girl, i just saw Miley Cyrus twerking by the meat!"

Friend 2: "You mean twerking Robin Thicke?"

Friend 1: "No, she was literally twearking by the meat, Girl she had a porterhouse in hand"
by evalicious bella July 10, 2014
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Dick twerk

The act of dry humping the air right out of the shower and making your dick move aggressively up and down mimicking the act of "twerking".
Dry humping the air and making your dick move up and down "Dick twerk"
by awarsaw18 January 11, 2014
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Goblin Twerk

When a childish 42-year old female streamer that has 3 levels of sexual repression, deep insecurity, no sense of self-awareness, and lacks absolutely any amount of shame engages in a 'twerking' dance motion that resembles an animal trying to shake off feces stuck to its ass.
That shameless twitch streamer Jennyttv will never stop goblin twerking PainChamp :gun:
by kiridane April 20, 2021
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Hyper Twerk

the act of twerking and 'sexually' dancing with a foam finger so white and dumb bitch like that it causes you to embarrass yourself at a large social event that is currently on broadcast on a television station that was once dedicated to music and thus you receive disgusted looks from even the trashiest hoebagels that look like the female Gremlin from Gremlins 2 to which you make a mockery of yourself and break your fathers achey breaky heart.
Me: Did you see Miley hyper twerk at the VMA's?
Other Bitch: Yeah, I'd rather have watched a diarrhea holocaust.
Me: I wanted to perform a Middle Earth Mud Dragon on my dog after watching that.
by TheGingerPeurtoRican August 28, 2013
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net-twerking

When a ratchet spends all day snap chatting twerk videos trying to get that dick
Also a term used by ratchets to describe extremely basic ass selfie videos of themeslves twerking alone in their bedroom or other places that aren't directly related to anything involving the need to be dancing or being turnt up
"Yo your sister been in her room all day net-twerking and blasting kesha"
"Ya that's all she does is net-twerk and eat ice cream and fight with our parents about how she's mature and should be treated like an adult"

Ratchet 1-' yo girl you seen my posts I been net-twerking all day trying to get turnt up'
Ratchet 2- 'ya I seen it you've got that net-twerk life down girl we should have a circle net-twerk session and get turnt up my moms not gonna be him till tomorrow'
by PIRATE February 8, 2015
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Accidental Twerking

Dancing wildly and/or uncontrollably, resulting in a booty shake that looks like a poor attempt to twerk.
Damn, Ashley was so drunk, she was accidental twerking!
by Neesied69 February 14, 2015
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