A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.
Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...
by danohead June 3, 2011
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by The one who gets death threats October 7, 2011
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Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened when TJ cut in front of that wheelchair guy in line for the bathroom at the Lions game?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Guy punched him in the back of the head and rolled right over him on his way to the urinal.
Person 2: Wait how does a wheelchair guy use a urinal?
Person 1: Come on man... you never heard of tub nubbin?
Person 2: Oh yeah tub nubbin I've heard of that!
Person 2: I bet TJ wishes he never crossed that tub nubbin some bitch.
Person 1: You can say that again!
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Guy punched him in the back of the head and rolled right over him on his way to the urinal.
Person 2: Wait how does a wheelchair guy use a urinal?
Person 1: Come on man... you never heard of tub nubbin?
Person 2: Oh yeah tub nubbin I've heard of that!
Person 2: I bet TJ wishes he never crossed that tub nubbin some bitch.
Person 1: You can say that again!
by One night in AA December 24, 2019
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2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..
2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..
"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"
"I always end a long day by tub munching
"I always end a long day by tub munching
by Heart eater June 24, 2016
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Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
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by Fish in a can May 16, 2022
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