both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*

by stankorb March 16, 2021