A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 25, 2021
Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.
by @bahamamama August 19, 2019
It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper
Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
by Łøšęr March 16, 2021
by Satcasticsusan October 30, 2013
by Redogg September 13, 2009
by BodyBasper December 12, 2020
a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.
by num nut December 05, 2019