Trifecta

A Trifecta occurs when a man (or woman) takes a shit, urinates, and then ejaculates into the toilet before flushing, if he decides to flush at all. Typically all is done while seated and must be consecutive.

John: Dude where’s your bathroom I gotta take a piss?
Jackson: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, mike just finished a Trifecta.

by Ya_boi_cloud February 27, 2020

JeffCo trifecta

The JeffCo Trifecta is when you take a shot of meth, Kirkland’s Vodka, and a chicken sammy.

So after work I did a JeffCo Trifecta and played some Xbox.

by The_Jeffcobandit May 1, 2024

Trifecta

When a male bends a female over and licks her anus, while fingering her vagina and rubbing her clitoris

Ah I bent my lass over this morning and gave her the trifecta

by GoatShagger January 13, 2021

triple trifecta

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.

So what form of birth control are you guys using?

Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)

Why? Why why why!?!?!

by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014

Trifecta

When you are standing with your legs spread and a girls is in between them sucking your balls and with one hand she is jacking you off, and with the other she is sticking her finger in your butt.

Man last night I picked up this dirty girl from the bar and she gave me the best trifecta ever.

by jimmyhky April 20, 2018

Ejecta trifecta

To be so sick or so frightened that you barf, poop and pee at the same time.

I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.

by OregonSushi May 10, 2021

Oxford Trifecta

When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.

"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"

by firechuckmartin February 1, 2019