pussy shield

1 NATURAL MY ASS.
1 DICK
2 PUSSY
1 COCKBLOCKER
2 PUSSY SHIELD!
3 ELIZABETH STOP BEING A COCKTEASE
1 whatthefuck. dickhead
1 "pussy shield"
3 THAT MADE MY LIFE
1 MINE TOO. THAT ASSHOLE
3 WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE A *Maurice*
3 WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH *Candi* ?
2 GO FUCK YOUR GRANDPA!

by yobtifeht July 23, 2010

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dick shield

A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.

"I put a shield on my dick
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.

A dick shield, hence.

by Charlesm12345678 November 15, 2007

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human shield

some who is not a american redneck retard ,someone who stands up for the rights when they are oppressed and who belives in wht they are fighting for other than a homophobic war mongering piece of shit

look at the human shield stopping the russian tanks in hungary

by freedom fighter January 25, 2005

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van shield

When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.

Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!

by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010

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raisin shield

An indiscriminate reference for a male foreskin over the penis.

I thought Billy was circumcised, but when he dropped his pants I saw a nasty raisin shield!

by Pyrex238 June 15, 2008

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Stink-shield

The repulsive wall of odor surrounding a person who has either been farting profusely, or has not bathed recently. fart stink stank stunk rank fart odor body odor funk

I got within 10 feet of that dude and bounced right off his stink-shield. Holy fuck that was rank!

by edward oleander December 31, 2015

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