Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 03, 2016

invisible race

When you're your race, but you dont look like your race. Claim you're black and you're actually black.. but you look white as hell. That's how you have an invisible race is when you are your race but you don't look like your race because it's invisible as people see it.

Hey I'm white... but I look like i'm asian folk. What features that are "european" make me look asian? invisible race?

Black kid: I'm black
Black kid 2: you're black but you look white as hell.
White folk: I'm white!
White folk 2: You look Asian.. is there some generation in your "white" family that has asian roots?
White folk: I don't have no asian roots.. it's invisible race bullshit racist

fuck mother nature has with creating humans..

That woman from Korea Jaeyeng is full Korean but she looks kind of white, with natural black hair unlike many natural hair colors European people have. Does that girl have invisible race syndrome?

by Factomatics October 09, 2022

Invisible

Fucking John Cena

John " I'm invisible" Sarah "John are you John Cena"

by Los Pollos Hermanos June 03, 2021

invisible

someone you are jealous of because they are better than you

He was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.

by justaloser06 June 21, 2021

invisible

someone you are jealous of so you pretend they aren't there

The boy was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.

by justaloser06 June 21, 2021

Invisible

Your dad.

-Hey Timmy what does your dad do for a living?

Timmy: Oh, he likes to cosplay as John Cena in his freetime... meaning all of the time.

-Wow Timmy! Your dad can become invisible?!

Timmy: yeah something like that...

by Kanye's left testicle May 04, 2023

Invisible

Often typed as:

I now identify as invisible. My pronouns are who/where.

by Argetlam26 May 26, 2023