by Cody June 18, 2004

A musical play by Andrew Lloyd Webber, stolen from a poem book by T.S. Elliot, in which people dress up in fabulous/stupid cat costumes and sing the exact the words of T.S. Elliot's poems; mixed with some original, but dumb, songs by Webber. The musical is most famous for the ballad, 'Memory'.
Man #1: Hey, I've got two tickets to Cats. You wanna come?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?
by That Depends; Who Are You? September 5, 2009

someone who makes plans but never falls through with them OR a person who is not chill or "cannot hang" 😤
by lizy pix July 2, 2017

by glassbluntz July 11, 2010

by Piper the Cat March 4, 2013

The cutest animal to live besides for frogs. Cats r lik capybaras because they can bust their coochie on almost anything. They will be so fucking annoying when the shit all over the ground. They like to eat ass. They r pussys. Dumbass animae weebs terned cats into fucking animae. That is NOT ok. Cats need to be fucking world leaders and shit. There ar lots of different cat colors - shit, white, black, mix. Cat also lik to eat your meat. Lesson - GET A FUCKING CAT U BITCH!
by FAUBCOK February 10, 2022

A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.
My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.
by loovserxlovxer April 2, 2020
