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That's what Rob said

A variation of, "That's what she said", originated from kick-ass lead singer, Rob Halford of Judas Priest. However, Rob is homosexual, and the phrase really just mocks his sexuality. This joke is not intended to make fun of Halford, only to torment your friends that set themselves up for a "that's what she said" joke.
Everybody and Their Brothers: "What do you want for lunch?"

Ange: "I'll have a wiener as usual."

Everybody and Their Brothers: "That's what Rob said."
by Is he bringing the Harley out? December 17, 2009
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that's what i said

A phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.
Tom: I went to the movies the other day.
Jim: You mean you WENT to the movies.
Tom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
by some_guy1829374 March 6, 2008
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That's what she said

The most hilarious joke ever, used frequently around the world, can be used to make absolutely ANYTHING sound sexual.
*on the beach with your parents*
Mom: AWWW LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE CRABS!!!
Me: That's what she said.
by hugh.kap November 7, 2009
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That's what Ryan Said

Appropriate substitution for 'That's What She Said, as Ryan is the 'girliest' person we know.
Jerry: Push harder, we can fit the whole thing in!

John: That's what Ryan said

Ryan: Real funny guys.
by mnamna1 February 26, 2011
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That's what Jesus said

Clever retort applied where "That's what she said" could have been. Or even sometimes where it wouldn't be, the possibilities are endless.
"I'm just gonna hang around here for a while"

-"that's what Jesus said"
by SavKy January 11, 2009
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that's what she said

A joke that is, actually, not very funny.
mother - "Don't do that, I'm your mother !"
stupid son - "That's what she said !"
by Pers0nne May 10, 2011
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That's what I told her

Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".
Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"
by cusenerd October 22, 2011
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