burp tennis

a very fun and at times strenuous game where the two competitors engage in a tennis match but with imaginary rackets and they use a burp as the ball.
"hey henry how about a round of burp tennis?"
"sure hilsie, BURP!"
"BAHHHHHHHHHHH"
by guillotinequeen February 23, 2009
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tennis ball

someone who is built ROUND or very LARGE
that bitch built like a tennis ball
by SBDBJDDHDBFNDNDJ October 19, 2020
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Porn Tennie

All white sneakers, traditionally K-Swiss, usually seen on Manu Porn Stars as the only item of clothing they do not remove.

Really clean white sneakers that are out of place with the rest of your attire.
Hey Mike, that shirt matches your jeans really well but whats the deal with those porn tennies? You gotta ditch those for some dress shoes man.
by Farlesworth Barkelstein February 23, 2011
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Ass Tennis

When two or more people (gay or straight) lube up tennis balls and shoot them into each other's asses using a tennis ball machine. This is for sexual pleasure more than sport
Scott and I played an intense game of ass tennis yesterday. Needless to say, my anus is still sore.
by alexjimenez June 22, 2007
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tennis ball

to make out furiously with someone
Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there!
by Brian February 24, 2004
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N64 tennis

The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"
Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Brazilian Tennis

A sport or game played on a tennis court but replacing the use of tennis ball and racquet with football and feet - named after the legendary ball handling, juggling ability and all-round skills of brazilian footballers.
We wanted to play a set or two down at the courts, but some blokes had taken 'em over to play brazilian tennis!
by ibrah May 08, 2009
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