Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 08, 2017

Comper Swift

A plane model that is literally impossible to build

Mr. Knuth asked us to build a comper swift... FUCK THAT

by Hitman1914 April 27, 2010

t swift

"da real MVP," someone reliable and consistent, one who always delivers

My quite handsome doctor just informed all my results were good within hours of seeing him, and I was so happy that I did the macarena and told him he was t swift!!!!

by kiwi farting in the wind August 06, 2023

daniel swift

what a unusual creature, often referred to as a slag/whore. tends to sleep with numerous of females, even if they are grim and unattractive. can be very attractive however know it.

"who's that over crown point ?"
" must me a daniel swift"

by sorrylol December 12, 2016

Taylor Swift

A girl that goes through more boyfriends then I go through Dr Pepper .

Girlfriend:Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend!
Boyfriend: I have more Dr Pepper cans.

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 06, 2023

Swift Trucker

The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.

Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.

by not a swift trucker March 28, 2022

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 28, 2019