swidge

To be awesome, cool.

A conglomeration of the words sweet and bondage.

Yo, that's swidge.
Your shoes are swidge.

by Wicholas Thomas January 4, 2007

Emanuel Swedenborg

A Swedish scientist, philosopher, Christian mystic and theologian. Swedenborg had a prolific career as an inventor and scientist. In 1741 at the age of fifty-three he entered into a spiritual phase in which he eventually began to experience dreams and visions beginning on Easter weekend April 6, 1744. This culminated in a spiritual awakening, where he was appointed by the Lord to write a heavenly doctrine to reform Christianity. The Lord had opened his eyes, so that from then on he could freely visit heaven and hell, and talk with angels, demons and other spirits. For the remaining 28 years of his life, he wrote and published 18 theological works, of which the best known was Heaven and Hell (1758), and several unpublished theological works.

The New Church is a religion based on the Old and New Testament as well as the writings of Emanuel Swedenborg, who, through the Lord's guidance, has revealed the internal sense of the Word.

by Emerson327 October 22, 2010

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Sweden

the country that is continuously being joked about by danes, norwegians and finns alike!

sweden= cheap knockoff of other scandi countries

by John May 13, 2005

Sledge

To snog the face of someone in a 'i'm going to swallow your face' kind of way

She is well getting a sledge from that guy.

by Kelz-O October 7, 2009

snedge

person who is always trying to make themselves look good, but only ends up doing the opposite

see david brent: character from bbc tv's "the office"

see gareth: character from bbc tv's "the office"

i like to do the best job that is humanly possible while still remaining dashing and attractive to those who have to work with me, because it is only fair to them, and they appreciate that, i've been thinking about giving classes, but you know, i'm far to busy..

by captain snedge pants January 1, 2004

swedgie

the term used when one's underwear has migrated up one's sweaty arse crack. a wedgie often the result of vigorous exercise.

i've been jogging so long i have a swedgie.

by princessherbert February 3, 2010