Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005

SNOOT STEAMER

A woman rubs her pussy on a man while he is lying down.Rubbing on his cock . Causing him to cum and aiming it on his own face.

I gave him a snoot steamer and he got cum in his eye.

by Notyourunicorn September 12, 2019

Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018

Easter Steamer

An Easter egg on a pile of shit.

The excited boys and girls were not so happy to find their "Easter Steamer".

by giaty April 12, 2010

bed steamer

A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you

Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again

by GSpot manager May 14, 2015

pipeline steamer

A massive hot sticky turd that is either laid upon someone’s chest or used to insult someone’s sexual endeavors

“Yo will, I just totally dropped a pipeline steamer on jasmine”

Ryan: yo dawg I’m totally gonna hookup with this chick tonight

Steve: yeah ok, if your lucky you’ll get a pipeline steamer

by SteveDaWriter July 2, 2021

sack steamer

When a male farts, and the fart travels through his gooch, and then upwards towards his balls. Thus giving him a disgustingly warm and smelly sensation.

Guy 1: Dude, I was sitting down in class and couldn't hold it in my fart anymore so I ended up farting and it gave me a sack steamer.

Guy 2: Ugh man, those feel so warm yet so gross.

by Oupsa March 11, 2014