philly steamer

one of the many bums in philly who in the winter time stretches him/herself out on one of the many metal grates in center city with continuous streams of steam coming out of them in order to keep from freezing to death.

hey, that philly steamer want some change, should i give him some? nah....

by 700leveldrunk December 27, 2007

Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005

pipeline steamer

A massive hot sticky turd that is either laid upon someone’s chest or used to insult someone’s sexual endeavors

“Yo will, I just totally dropped a pipeline steamer on jasmine”

Ryan: yo dawg I’m totally gonna hookup with this chick tonight

Steve: yeah ok, if your lucky you’ll get a pipeline steamer

by SteveDaWriter July 2, 2021

sack steamer

When a male farts, and the fart travels through his gooch, and then upwards towards his balls. Thus giving him a disgustingly warm and smelly sensation.

Guy 1: Dude, I was sitting down in class and couldn't hold it in my fart anymore so I ended up farting and it gave me a sack steamer.

Guy 2: Ugh man, those feel so warm yet so gross.

by Oupsa March 11, 2014

drop a steamer

To take a rather warm poop.

Brian after Pizza Hut likes to drop a steamer in my bathroom and it smells very bad.

by Dectheman123222 February 20, 2017

wasabi steamer

The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.

When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.

by DaisyGalaxies February 25, 2021

Garry steamer

When you go to piss outside and it starts steaming hence the Garry steamer

Ollie : starts pissing in the cold

Sam : are you doing a Garry steamer ?

Ollie : yeh man

by Garry steamer November 15, 2019