The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.
by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.
Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP
by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019

by ( ´∀` ) abomination February 2, 2025

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022

P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?
P1: do you know what today is
P2: annoy Squidward day?
P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?
P1: do you know what today is
P2: annoy Squidward day?
P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!
by P-Star7 February 15, 2021
