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Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”
“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
by Red Raw October 5, 2025
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Spider Man

When you blow a nut in your hand and then whipping your hand out a window on some ones car.

(best to do at the top of an apartment building)
I was having sex and didn't want to blow a nut in her so I Spider man it.
by Bubba C. October 14, 2025
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Spider-Man

You take two long pieces of rope or a belt, wrap them around your partner(s) waist. Then you have the two ropes connected on each side of their hip coming back like a sled. Like Santa’s sleigh. Then, you grab the rope on each side and put your hips back and as you rip them towards you by the ropes, you’re standing 5 to 10 feet away. Thrust your hips forward. High risk, high reward. You insert in? Both of you nut immediately. Miss? pain or your dick is broken.
Man, I gave that girl the MEANEST Spider-Man last night.
by Slamjammaamram December 15, 2025
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oregon spider man

when a man ejaculates into a women’s asshole and then she gets into missionary and squirts it out like spider man onto your face
by schmidley December 19, 2025
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Man-spider

Jackson and devans pet spider who Ethan killed
Ethan you killed Man-spider
by the J creater July 2, 2021
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