Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

by StinkStalker October 4, 2014

Albino Snail

a band from Leechburg, PA in the late 1970's through the mid-1980's that rocked from southwestern Pennsylvania to Canada. Their mix of blues and rock-a-billy made their sound as mean and righteous as a fist.

I just came back from an Albino Snail gig. Dude, those guys are as mean and righteous as a fist!

by Queen of Blues July 24, 2010

snail cummies

the trail that the snail leaves in its dust.

Snails have been here, you can see its snail cummies.

by DemBois209 October 22, 2017

snail snatcher

A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.

"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"

by IDrinkAndKnowThings August 4, 2023

Snail Clinch

A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.

I just got done having sex and I had to Snail Clinch all the way to the restroom.

by Missladydeath April 27, 2019

snail jail

where you go when you fuck up

"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."

by mailksnail October 9, 2016