garg the smeg

The act of loading enough smegma in your mouth to effectively gargle it.

I hope to christ that there is no man out there that accumulates enough smegma for another to effectively garg the smeg.

by apound21 May 7, 2009

Smegheads

Plural for Smeghead

Derived from Smeg

See also Boy Racers

What a bunch of Smegheads

by Snake August 16, 2004

smeg

There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead

smeg off you smegging smeghead

by elgatonegro August 10, 2007

smeger

A word that can mean any word

"Im going to smeger you" "you have a really big Smeger" "Ohh i went to the smeger yesterday"

by Connor+andy January 6, 2008

Smeg-meg

The female counter-part to nut-meg in soccer. It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a girl's (the victim's) planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a smeg-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official smeg-meg did not occur. I came up with this one circa 1990.

Person #1 "Did you see that girl get nut-megged?"
Person #2 "A girl can't get nut-megged, she got smeg-megged"

by Ace Binkley September 23, 2005

smeg

Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins

Do a search in currys or dixons... in fact any kitchen appliance outlet

by xentrix01 April 8, 2005

Smeg Brundle

Electronic music producer responsible for MC Technician.

Smeg Brundle's new record is brappin.

by Brug Smendle February 21, 2008