Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.
by Mumblina24 June 30, 2015
when someone unleashes their HULK-STRENGTH and slaps you so fast it almost breaks your neck and its recommended that you go to a hospital within 4 hours or risk your spine collapsing.
by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010
An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.
Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.
by Joseph Buhhrelli August 10, 2006
Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.
Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.
"Why is he acting so good today?"
"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
"Why is he acting so good today?"
"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
by BAMF_Parent January 16, 2010
The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.
Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."
Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"
Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"
Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"
Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"
by Sir Dumps the Boss January 22, 2007
The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.
by Biggucciskeet March 31, 2019
by BrianHoffplinker December 04, 2012