Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

birdy slap

An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.

Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.

by Joseph Buhhrelli September 11, 2008

extreme slap

when someone unleashes their HULK-STRENGTH and slaps you so fast it almost breaks your neck and its recommended that you go to a hospital within 4 hours or risk your spine collapsing.

guy 1: MAN FVCK YOU B1TCH, IMMA KICK YOUR ASS.
guy 2: uuhhh no, extreme slap

by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010

Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

Victory Slap

The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.

“Hey Tom, did you try the victory slap last night with your wife?”
“Yea, her face is still red.”

by Biggucciskeet March 30, 2019

Timmy Slap

When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.

That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!

by BrianHoffplinker December 7, 2012

slap the sheets

to participate in the act of sleeping

I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.

by Tetay October 28, 2006