ski poles

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

by tweeter27 August 31, 2008

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ski bully

THAT guy (or girl) everyone hates! He cuts the lift line, he cuts you off on the slope, he never apologizes ... He has no regard for others happiness while at their favorite ski resort. (Actually, he's probably a snowboarder.)

Did you see that?! That skier literally pushed that snowboarder down and kicked snow in his face. What a "ski bully!"

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"It's 9 O'Clock and the lift is turning... get out of my way! You Suck! I'm the BEST! I deserve fresh tracks." -- Ski Bully (see www.skibully.com)

by C Stanford February 28, 2017

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Vehicle Skiing

When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.

"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

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ski bummer

A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.

oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer

by fu manchu magic June 17, 2020

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Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.

"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.

by triplec787 August 11, 2010

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