Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

motion sickness

The condition where someone experiences nausea more easily whilst staring at screen devices on a car ride, like the one commonly experienced by these "iPad kids" (a backronym standing for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

Ever since Timmy started gaming on his tablet during road trips, he's been hit hard with motion sickness—classic case of an iPad kid!

by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025

Acute DSB Sickness

Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.

Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.

L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness

by danthegmgman May 10, 2010

five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018

2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.

I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.

by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

The Chug Sickness

The chug sickness is just another way of say “The coronavirus”. Chug is talking about chugging and beer and sickness is virus. Take that China. Also let’s self isolate because this is what all of y’all have been waiting for

“Hey, girl! My boyfriend, Tim, just got diagnosed with the The Chug Sickness“

“Dang, girl, than sucks. Thanks, China’s”

by yeet_you_smell_like_feet March 23, 2020

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.

Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.

by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020