Nice play, Shakespeare!

Ironic or sarcastic exclamation meaning, "That was really stupid."

Rob: So how's it goin' with Stephanie?
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!

by xJulia June 19, 2006

shamed

When your friend passes out from drinking, and someone draws words and pictures on their face/body. They awake the next morning, with visible reminders never to drink that much again.

-Walter passed out.
-Let's shame him.

by geoff May 14, 2005

Sprint of Shame

What occurs when women on the Maury Show hear the words "You are NOT the father".

After it was proven she was mistaken about paternity, she did the Sprint of Shame to Maury's backstage area.

by Eric Ogunbase August 5, 2007

Car of Shame

A car sitting by itself in the bar parking lot the next morning.

Which means:
a. you got too wasted to drive or
b. you rode home with a "date"
c. you need to sneak back and pick it up before everyone sees it and knows what you did.

Tom: Hey, I need a favor.
Dave: Sure, what is it?
Tom: Just woke up and I need a ride to pick up my "car of shame" from the bar.
Dave: (Laughing) Be right there!

by BeezerKR December 5, 2009

shame gravy

n: sperm produced, specifically, while doing something shameful.

Damn, got shame gravy on my Tranny Granny magazine again!

by StayPuffed December 28, 2005

The Walk of Shame

walking home still wearing your clothes from the night before the morning after staying over at a guy/girl's house that you met at bar or party. Alcohol is usually involved in your decision to go home with them.

she took The Walk of Shame, still wearing her dress and heels, at 6am.

by G-spot February 24, 2004

shakespeare

William Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try.

His most famous works being: Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello. Which deal with (respectively): A depressed goth kid, Assassinating leaders, and interracial sex...if this isn't relevant to modern times I don't know what is.

OoooMGGGGGGG Shakespeare was the reason I H8ed english class!!!!!!11111111111111111

by You Like Yellow June 11, 2006