Sam

Sams tend to be a fat shit who have little friends and like to tag along. They look like absolute marshmallows and have schneebs. they shower never and have extremely greasy hair. They pretend they are friends with Krianths and Cormacs and play pubg in the morning even when they are tragic at it. Try to flirt and fail miserably and then become crippled and as red as a tomato.

Sam: I luv u
Person: Drown you marshmallow

by Shrek Hentai September 24, 2018

Sam

A big goon who exists as a living meme. His hair is uneven and he looks dusty. Often uses the phrase “Oh.” Often throws his arms around like a character from adventure time.

Sam’s coming over later! I can’t wait to kick his ass in super smash brothers.

by idiotsoup June 23, 2020

Sam

A

Super
Awesome
Man

That dude that's banging that chick over there is a Sam

by Flabby J March 30, 2015

Sam

Just one bus driver fucking away from being a porn star

•you:”oh girlfriend you’re such a sam”

by Gaycena May 1, 2019

Sam

the hot guy lmao. everyone has a crush on him, as a guy myself, he's got me desperately questioning my own sexuality.

:D

girl 1: Omg have you seen Sam?
girl 2: urgh I wanna fuck him on the spot

girl 1: sameee… fucking hell look at his dimples

by falafelsarenice October 16, 2018

Sam

a nickname for a girl named Samantha

and a full name for a boy

Sam is awesome! (:

by samantha (: March 20, 2010

Sam

The sexiest gay man in the world. Even the extra-terrestrials can't compete with this fine sista.

Sam, SHANTAY!

by Elise Amina June 7, 2011