seattle pretty

A term used to describe Seattle women who won't let Not So Attractive misogynists stick their dick in them.

"Dude, even though she's just Seattle pretty, she still wouldn't let you stick your dick in her since you're a prick."

by sideofsnark August 19, 2011

Satterfielding

1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.

There he goes satterfielding again!

by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011

Scatterlogical

In no particular order, in random sequence.

The names I will be calling will be in scatterlogical order

by someone elses name not being u February 24, 2012

Seattle Mariners

The Cleveland Browns of baseball.

When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.

by thisistheyear June 9, 2018

twat swatter

The female equivalent to cock blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. This term was created by Dane Cook, revealed in his May 2009 show Isolated Incident.

Oh my God, Becky, I was talking to this guy at work and Melinda comes up and asks me how my AIDS is! What a twat swatter!

by Dane <3 May 24, 2009

Seattle

The largest city in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. Although many people who have never been to the city claim that there's nothing there but coffee, rain, and computers needs to wake up and go there. It is a beautiful, relatively safe, green city, with plenty of great choices for restaurants, very friendly and polite people, different kinds of beaches around to go dipping in during the summer, and a very casual tone. As for the weather, it is rainy and a little cool, but not cold, in the winter. However, the summers are comfortably warm, sunny, and dry; arguably the best kind of summer you could ask for. And yes, we do care about the environment, but why is that such a bad thing anyway?

The only problem is traffic, and lack of a good public transportation system, but hey, we have feet for a reason.

Bottom line is, Seattle may not be as well-known as New York City, but it's worth a visit if you don't already live here.

Dude #1: Hey, where are you going this summer?
Dude #2: Uh, I don't know, where do you recommend?
Dude #1: You should go to Seattle, it's a great city.
Dude #2: But I thought it always rained there, and that everyone was just a coffee addicted computer geek...?
Dude #1: It ain't so, man, go in July, you'll love it.
Dude #2: Aight.

by Froggypants March 2, 2007

Seattle SockJob

You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.

by tennrattler February 27, 2003