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spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes
You are such a spook dog, get away from me!
by stellerbet May 6, 2021
mugGet the spook dogmug.

Spook em

When you jizz in your own ass and then fart it out.
I just spook em as they walked down the street.
by Poppy Floppy June 10, 2024
mugGet the Spook emmug.

spook

a racial slur towards black people, and in my opinion the funniest shit the white mans ever made.
vegeta: somebody get this spook out of my motherfucking chat you dumb black ass coon get the fuck out of my motherfucking chat
goku: ....
vegeta: im sick of seeing your black ass in my motherfucking room
goku: ........
vegeta: DONT YOU GET MY MESSAGE BITCH! I DONT WANT YOU HERE SPOOK!
goku: time to morb
by vhts November 17, 2023
mugGet the spookmug.

spook

"Can someone get this fucking SPOOK out of my mother fucking chat."
by Bigblackretard August 7, 2021
mugGet the spookmug.

spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 3, 2013
mugGet the spook movemug.

Spook

by ClownActivity July 30, 2022
mugGet the Spookmug.

the spook who sat by the door

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.
"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.
by Francis X November 13, 2022
mugGet the the spook who sat by the doormug.

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