by I am Jacob April 18, 2006
The insertion of a snorkel into ones vagina while shit breath air is expelled thru said snorkel creating radio brilliance.
What was that sounds,it was a snorkel fart.
by The Dirty Twig Show September 19, 2008
When one tit is sufficiently larger than a snorkel. Generally found in men aged 74 and above. Extremely fatal.
by Mr. Snorkeltitvagpenis July 07, 2010
when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.
If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.
by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009
Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.
by Lord Reg April 25, 2011
When ya got that hoo hang jimmy wang in someone's mouth, and a testicle over each eye. Resembles snorkeling gear in a crude way. . . A ho staple. Usually,If a bitch ASKS for the snorkel gear, you're gonna want to make sure the bitch aint got herpes.Or something. . . Also, fun to slip a roofie in a girl's (or guys) drink, give the bitch the gear, take pictures of it and post it all over the internet.
Yea bruesss i was mad doggin this ho wit ma fuck stick saturday night, slipped her a roofie, gave her the snorkel gear! check it out up on myspace!!
by Tampa M October 17, 2006
I was getting a snorkel job while in the tub.
by civ00 October 30, 2013