snail lamp

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Snail lamp my beloved

by notyourgf April 21, 2021

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Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 16, 2017

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snail snatcher

A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.

"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"

by IDrinkAndKnowThings August 04, 2023

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Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)

Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year

by D3waffles October 27, 2021

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Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

by StinkStalker October 04, 2014

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