Skeletonese

The language of skeletons.

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

by cool bionicles are quiet cool September 30, 2021

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*

by Šáłtÿ_Łįźård October 22, 2018

skeletoid

a person who is very tall, skinny, and bony

person 1: Do you see that kid Colin over there?
person 2: Yeah, he’s a skeletoid

by BB Boi May 5, 2019

skeletor

A pile of bones who calls himself a man. Lies incessantly glorifying himself and his life to manipulate lonely desperate women for housing and money.

"Whoa, that skeletor looking dude is your mom's boyfriend?! I thought he was just a Halloween decoration!"

by righteousforme June 19, 2013

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.

Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

by josalv3 August 18, 2009

spooky scary skeletons

Are you joking? They are too spooky. Once I had this friend with a skeleton shirt and I pissed myself and turned into a pussy.

"Me: Are you joing cunt? Dat spooky scary skeletons"

"You: That turned me on gonna spam town of salem chat now"

by efwsr3d February 10, 2015

Skeetonian

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012