A person who is just acting like a turd out there. It doesn't take much: a foolish mistake, tripping on a shoe lace, stumbling over a sentence. The power rangers used to be colored according to their race/stereotype so naturally the brown ranger is the turd of the bunch.
(kid spills ketchup on his shirt, trips on his shoe laces and starts crying)
"nice move brown ranger"
"nice move brown ranger"
by Humble man May 26, 2013

Swedish Special Naval Auxiliary force that are charged with protecting and cordoning off Sweden's coastal and littoral zones from enemy amphibious landings and enemy naval attacks. Coastal Rangers are similar to the U.S. Navy SEALs and British SNS (Special Naval Service).
by Loks July 7, 2005

A method used by soldiers to quickly ingest the instant coffee found in MREs.
Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.
This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.
Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.
This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.
Platoon SGT: Those of you on fire watch MUST remain alert tonigt, take ranger shots if you have to, but we move out at 0400.
by JoePilot May 7, 2007

by Ilikemen20001 July 14, 2021

Possibly the gayest and most confusing name on Xbox Live. Like how da fuck you gon name yourself a "racktime ranger?"
by ytrterwefgthygdfs June 6, 2015

Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking gear.
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.
by food court druides November 23, 2010

Rio Ranger is the Floormaster of the 3rd floor in yttd, along with Tia Safalin. He's called the "Dress-up Doll" because he wears the clothes of dead people. His name "Rio Ranger" is a pun for the word "Rearranger". He is only capable of feeling negative emotions, because Gashu Satou(His father) Thought that was what would make him more "Human". I love him so much
person a: Sooo. what was the doll from yttd called?
person b: RIO RNAGER RIO RANGER RINRANGER FIEOOR RIO RAER RIORANGE ROOE RIO RNAGER RIO RANGER RIO RANGER
person b: My apologies his name is Rio Ranger
person b: RIO RNAGER RIO RANGER RINRANGER FIEOOR RIO RAER RIORANGE ROOE RIO RNAGER RIO RANGER RIO RANGER
person b: My apologies his name is Rio Ranger
by rio ranger #1 fan August 10, 2023
