Cheeto Puff

Cheeto puff.

The current president of the United States, since 2016. Brings darkness and pain, and uses Twitter as an outlet for his immaturity. Fun fact! President Puff has a tumbleweed for hair.

"President Cheeto Puff has officially made America greasy again."

by A Whole Rat™ January 12, 2019

Cocoa Puffs

The chocolaty breakfast cereal!

I'm coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!

by Taychu September 4, 2007

cocoa puffs

marijuana that has been laced with coke

Those cocoa puffs I smoked the other day FUCKED me up.

by L motha fuckin A May 19, 2004

Muffle Puff

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.

My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats

by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020

puff bashing

A violent "sport" taken up by drunk (ocasionally high) men. The Homosexual population of a certain area may be found and verbally abused, in some cases it has be known that "puffs" have been assaulted physically.

That band of men just went Puff bashing

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

puff brain

A person whose thinking is so ignorant that it is worth nothing but the puffs of hot air coming out of his/her mouth; a person who utters an exceptionally misinformed or uninformed opinion.

Denny was always going on about his knowledge of nuclear physics, even though he failed high school Physics. He is such a puff brain!

by Cynical Bob March 30, 2020

puff mama

Mrs. Puff's jail name

Donna: Hey Puff Mama, what's today's grub?
Mrs. Puff: Hi Donna, chili, same as always.

by Puff madre December 12, 2016