by Tairoa June 12, 2020

by yippa March 17, 2023

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?
Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?
Dude 1: I love garlic!
Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?
Dude 1: I love garlic!
by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

When a guy writes his name backwards on his fully erect penis, winds up, and slaps it accross any surface of the females body leaving his name contact printed on her.
"Dude, bro!!! I was with Jackie last night! We were both hammered! I saw a marker on her night stand and gave her the ole' Gutenburg Press!!!
by Givitoer September 6, 2015

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama
2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is
2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is
Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.
by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019

being unnecessarily rude or picky over something that does not affect or matter ti the other person in any way
he was press entering about his friend using different types of wood in her
minecraft build than the ones in the biome they were building in
minecraft build than the ones in the biome they were building in
by skeleton_shebang September 17, 2023

Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof
by ™One December 4, 2018
