White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.

This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.

by Tairoa June 12, 2020

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pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

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The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

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gutenburg press

When a guy writes his name backwards on his fully erect penis, winds up, and slaps it accross any surface of the females body leaving his name contact printed on her.

"Dude, bro!!! I was with Jackie last night! We were both hammered! I saw a marker on her night stand and gave her the ole' Gutenburg Press!!!

by Givitoer September 6, 2015

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Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is

Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.

by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019

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