porcelain challenge

Mostly done by Gen Z, When someone grinds up antique china into fine powder and snorts it like nose candy

1: “Did you hear about Gen Z doing the porcelain challenge?”
2: “ yeah my kids did it to my best china”

by Kseungmin October 2, 2022

Porcelain Punisher

A person who makes a large mess in the toilet, usually after eating specific foods.

"After I ate at Taco Bell, I knew I was going to be a porcelain punisher"

"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"

by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023

Porcelain Rumbler

A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)

“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”

by Real_KommaL October 18, 2023

georgia porcelain

An imaginary girlfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one!

Hi Bridget, I hope one day you can meet my girlfriend. Her name is Georgia Porcelain

by adams11s August 5, 2014

The Porcelain Urge

When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.

"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"

by ThatMusicGuy1176 January 15, 2016

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014