cal poly pomona

the other cal poly

"you go to cal poly, so do I!"
"yeah but I go to the other cal poly"
"there's more than 1?"
"yeah cal poly pomona"

by asdjkldfnmgfjklsdfjklasdfklsdf May 18, 2018

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Pomade

Pomade..... POMADE is the shit. POMADE is that shit u put in your hair to keep the shit lookin tight.

It can also be used to inappropriately describe a good lookin female.

Also it can be used in the verb form when a girl makes u nut.

Son, i need to get some more pomade or the bitches aint gunna be feelin the hair,ya digg?

Dam you see that bitch?!?! She got that POMADE!

Baby u gunna gimmie some POMADE tonight?

by Eih-Aih January 10, 2008

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Poland

Poland really came through hard times. Since end of medieval times it was the most powerful country in Europe for several centuries ( from Baltic sea to Black sea ), than - as You can see from today UK and USA, when it's too good, people go nuts from richness so stupidity and laziness become common. Poles were so strong in those times that they managed to change Russian ruler for their own man somewhere about 1600's. Hitler or Napoleon weren't able to do it. John III Sobieski rescued Vienna, and Europe by the way, from Muslim invasion. Austrians thanked Poles 200 hundred years later and, together with Germany and Russia, did partitioning of Poland making it disappear from Europe's maps for 123 years. But Poles didn't gave up, and after I war fought back their country. Than, after about 10 years of freedom II World War began, and Germans attacked it, and after several months so did Russians. Two great powers of those times attacked weak and just recreated country from both sides. There was no hope for winning. Abandoned by it's cowardly and short-sighted allies - UK and France, Poland felt again. And once again, Poles help to fight against Nazis in nearly every European battle and all what they got was another betrayal when it was left by Churchil and Roosvelt for Stalin's Soviet Union. After the fall of communism ( You already guess who started it ) Poland was poor and debted. Yet somehow after only 30 years after communism it still has best economy in Europe in times of global crisis which began in USA.

So if You are asking why Poles go and live in UK and all other western countries, the answer is very simple. Because they can have better and easier life among lazy and uneducated people. Life taught them not to demand to much to be happy, ( big houses, shiny bullshit cars - who needs that ) just basic stuff and family. The problem in Poland is, that still after all those years of communism there's a big mess there. Taxes (3rd in Europe) are very high to pay all those debts and keep the high rate of development, at expense of people. And who wants to live in such country. You have only one life.

If Poles from Poland weren't so brave and straightforward You would now be speaking Arabic and do everyday reading of Koran, my European friend.

Lets face it, this polish bloke from Poland, who has a master degree, works 4 times faster and better than me, and is still happy getting minimum wage. What's wrong with me ?

by Dzidek Dzidecki July 19, 2009

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podank

derived from the words podunk and dank, podunk being low brow, likely uneducated, american white trash, and dank being high quality contraband. the combination describes the highest quality lowbrow rednecks available in the midwest.

larry the cable guy, john hartford

by sick April 18, 2004

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Fucking Poland

The realization that the small thing you were after and finally acquired caused a huge problem. A historical reference to Hitlers invasion of Poland as it put into motion the events of the last Great World War.

I stole the shit from the pharmacy and now I am doing time and getting rammed in the ass so hard my teeth are falling out. Fucking Poland!

I fucked the shit out of Maggie last night and her boyfriend broke all the windows in my moms car and now I can't borrow it anymore, and I have to pay for new windows. Fucking Poland!

by Brishem January 3, 2011

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pomentum

A typo for momentum, or the product of mass and velocity of an object. In physics, this vector quantity is represented by the letter p for some reason, hence the tendency to make such a typo.

The reason it much harder to stop a train than it is to stop a car is due to the former's very high mass and velocity, giving it greater pomentum.

by JohnBlaze420 April 21, 2011

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