bumm-per-cage

a cage worn on people with massive bum's butt's.
to avoide people running inside & getting lost with the jiggle-oo people who live in theese massive arse's that need or have bumm-per-cage's.

person 105: oh my godd !
person 106: what ?
person 105: i'm so lucky melanie has to wear a bumm-per-cage, or i would of got lost, and the jiggle-oo people might have eaten me!
person 106: ohh man i no, thoos bumm-per-cages are so handy in thoose situations! :) thank god its compalsary for all fat people to have them now.

by 374342918574630594 June 17, 2009

Poom per tay

The spelling of the sound of beatboxing (specifically a whiteboy breakbeat).

"Poom per tay, poom-poom per tay, I'm gonna rap for you boy, I ain't no foo bitch, poom per tay, poom-poom per tay."

by Jacob Brant August 1, 2005

Abuse Per Spam

Like 'Pay Per Click' and 'Cost Per Click, 'Abuse Per Spam' refers to the rate of abuse one goes through because of internal spamming. Internal spamming is all about colleagues sending unwanted and unsolicited information to each other.

Gagan's Abuse Per Spam has reached the peak levels now. We need to do something!

by KSS007 August 25, 2011

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.

The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor

by Grriracha May 14, 2016

Sås per lax

Sås/Lax
A measurement of anything that's concrete for what you're talking about.

what speed do i need to travel a distance of 10 Km in 1 hour?
89 Sås/lax

What unit should i use when measuring Force?
Sås per lax.

by Sås per lax March 1, 2018