Cocaine Pants

White cotton pants, typically are slightly tight. These are commonly worn by South American drug lords, in the movies. Owning a pair of cocaine pants, signifies the importance of the individual. They are leg coverings made from high-quality cotton/linen, most likely organic (but not fair trade), these guys don't run a charity.

The pants say "I don't mind killing people who are in my way, but I am still approachable".
Look at any movie about a drug lord like Scarface.

Some Guy:"Hey, nice cocaine pants, where'd you get them?"

Coke Lord: Pimp slaps Guy to the floor "Push drugs, make a mil, then come back to me"
by ilGaucho August 30, 2010
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The Sauron Pants

The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.

This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.
Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(
by The Pace September 24, 2006
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Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.
Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
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picante pants

A friendly, yet derogatory term for one of Hispanic descent. (origin South Park)
We don't want any fucking oranges, picante pants!
by captain_jackass101 April 07, 2010
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Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.
"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."
by Dick Wright-Upham December 01, 2010
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apartment pants

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".
I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.
by littlebrownlab September 06, 2010
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Pie Pants

the term was invented by Bart Simpson in the Episode "She of Little Faith" (Episode 275 - DABF02, Season 13) when homer was buliding a model rocket, Milhouse commented that he never knew that Homer was so interested in Science, but since Homer hates science (and nerds), Bart said Milhouse actually said "pie pants"... to which homer replied "mmmmm pie pants".... later he says "the word un-blowuppable is thrown around alot these days..." freaking hilarious!
mmmmm pie pants - a great food, and for simpsons geeks, another word for science
by adrian sky November 18, 2006
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