Fitzies Irish Pub

The meeting spot of the derelicts and misfit unwanted children of broome county. Also home to some of the baddest, craziest bitches you’ll ever meet. Have some shots about it, enjoy the lumbersnacks, don’t get on your clamjam game, bing bong, eggplant emojis for 25 cent. Also known as: The Land of the Misfitz, Someone’s Basement, Under The Man Upstairs.
You guys wanna hit fitzies irish pub?”
“Yeah I’m trying to fuck up my life tonight.”
by Spanish Green Tea August 3, 2022
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Tryhard Pub Scunts

A human being that likes to hide behind a computer screen and main the class from TF2 called the Scout. They are disgusting failed reproductive organs and deserve to die that way... Alone. They are typically found roaming the casual maps of TF2 and love to bother other players until they want to commit suicide. They are bad, they can die, all of them. They the ultimate killing machine that nobody wanted or deserved, shame on them. They also are hated by all and you should kill those baked potatoes if you can. Also, their reproductive oragns actually work... Yay.
I really fucking hate Tryhard Pub Scunts. I want to kill them all before they kill me. I had a friend who was a Tryhard Pub Scunt. I hated him and slit his throat with a frying pan in the middle of the night. Frying pan... More like dying pan!
by Edwardism January 26, 2019
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irish pub

a place, typically a bar or restaurant, disproportionately filled with white people.
I want to go to this show tonight, but that place is a fuckin irish pub
by stevie jay perkins January 20, 2011
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pub test

In Australia, the Pub Test is a measurement of your general knowledge of current events, politics and sport.
That person is so thick they'd fail the pub test.
by Martybartfast January 18, 2017
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Pub quiz question

A (usually) mundane and useless piece of knowledge, or field of expertise, that comes into profound effect as the one question you can answer at a pub/supper quiz.

It has also been known to be used as an excuse for quiz players with poor general knowledge.
Quiz master - 'What is the radius of the centre circle on a standard size soccer pitch?'

Person 1 - '9.15 metres'

Person 2 - 'How on earth did you know that?!?'

Person 1 - 'Oh it's my pub quiz question, don't expect answers to any other questions!'
by Doodle12345 February 17, 2009
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high g pub

1) To be so completely tripping balls at a party that all you can do to communicate to your mates that you're still alive is to mash the keypad of your iPhone to produce the message "high g pub".

2) To be so fucked out of your head on alcohol and drugs that you throw up in your friends car and don't remember the incident until the following month. Because you were high g pub.
Kevin: Hey man, what the fuck happened to you at that strange garage party last week? You didn't reply to our messages for 3 days man, we thought you were dead or some shit?

James: Yeah, I was high g pub.

Kevin: Ah right, safe dude.

...

Su: Man, you vom'd in my girlfriend's car and didn't even apologise when you've seen her like 5 time since; what the fuck?

James: Yeah, I was high g pub

Su: Ah right, safe dude.
by Crudz4Life May 17, 2013
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