<.7.9.7.6.>Hyper Neurolingistical Professor On Physiology<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Hyper Neurolingistical Professor On Physiology<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Hyper Neurolingistical Professor On Physiology<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein

Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..

by MartianSupremacist May 8, 2025

Lesser Professor

A lesser professor refers to an adjunct instructor at the university level.

My psychology teacher is a lesser professor, know now, and adjuct.

by Silent Barracuda December 31, 2022

Professor Kkat

N. An internet personality and profile consisting of a humanoid white cat with blue eyes in a lab coat.

Random Discord user: Oh yeah, that CHEESE server was made by Professor Kkat.
Other User: What's so great about cheese anyway?
Professor Kkat: ANY SANE PERSON LIKES CHEESE!!!

by Professor Kkat August 3, 2023

masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.

You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Professor Nace

A college professor who is an infamously cool bastard. Notorious for making rhetoric great again. The rare species is only known to be found on the hill.

“Yo, did you see professor Nace in class?”
“Yea man, he’s such a mad bastard!”

by Nigerian Scammer April 17, 2024