by Silent Barracuda December 31, 2022
A discordian who goes to the gym 5 days a week, runs 35 km per week, does 4 sets of 30 reps of 75 kg on leg press but only squat 10kg for reps. Has a vocabulary of “uh huh” & “nuh uh” also watches cp casually.
by #1 BB fan January 21, 2024
Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
by Icemagez March 08, 2019
Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2023
Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 11, 2010
(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
by nolandc October 04, 2019
A smol bud in Philza Minecrafts discord server. Known for there lore and being funny. They are a non beany bi friend of Da Birbs and are amazing.
Look there its Professor Dumbass
by Da fucking birb January 08, 2022