blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

by throwstones January 25, 2021

masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.

You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022

Lesser Professor

A lesser professor refers to an adjunct instructor at the university level.

My psychology teacher is a lesser professor, know now, and adjuct.

by Silent Barracuda December 31, 2022

Rate My Professors

ratemyprofessors.com is a website that many college students will use in order to know what professors' classes they should try and sign up for, and which they should avoid, so they can get the college professors that best fit their learning style and the amount of work they're willing to complete. It is also used by many former students who just feel like voicing complaints towards whomever they are writing reviews for, whether or not said professor is actually competent at performing their job.

I used Rate My Professors to write a review for a math TA who really helped me better understand the material from class.

by This is my handle okay September 8, 2025

Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.

Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?

by Bobbyhino June 2, 2023

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019