Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005

Thot patrol

Niggas who Save they niggas from Fuckin wit a female dats a thot

Ron : Damn Bruh she bad asf I'm finna see what's up wit her I'm tryna fw her heavy

Joe : NAWWW BRUHH NOOO! ...She a Thot bro she just let ole Dude Smash A couple of days ago and She be catchin bodies like bullets and topin niggas up alot

Ron : Dammnnn Goodlookin Bro I ain't know she was like that I'm glad you saved me from Fw a lil Thottie

Joe : Np Bro that's what I'm here for me and da rest of gang is on thot patrol for all our niggas

by Chief Turbo July 9, 2017

Livid Pedro

When the boy has had too much tequila and he is just FURIOUS.

From Achewood.

After Roast Beef drank those 4 shots of tequila, he was one livid Pedro.

by indiefocker September 17, 2004

petroshius

That friend you’ve known so long that even after many years, it’s like no time has passed, and you can cut through the bullshit and have a real conversation.

I just had the most petroshius renuion.

by Vogel22 May 16, 2018

Petrouveous

Having or showing qualities of petrou; To hold similarities to Petrou

Jen: Tim has been talking a lot about geometry lately

John: Yeah, he’s been seeming very petrouveous

by Petrouveous December 10, 2021

Pedroid

A Latino/robot hybrid capable of endless hours of work at the Apple store.

I sure am glad I hired that Pedroid for the Christmas rush. He was selling iPads like hotcakes for 2 straight shifts without a break.

by Blunt Society December 26, 2012

Pedrogas

Pedrogas is the highest acheiveable state of human consciousness. It is such a high level that no one else has ever actually gotten there. Pedrogas is pure good and always giving. He’s late but it’s worth it; the best companion for any rolé and will NEVER let you down.

I think that tonight he will reach full Pedrogas, god willing.

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018