When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
by Mr70Homers October 03, 2021
"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
by Megaross March 26, 2010
to ruin her cornish pasty
Shaun:yo amelia what you eating
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
by Ro$$helle October 16, 2010
A typer of gender responsible for slavery, the death of 6 million jews, racism and sexism, white supremacists and Neo-Nazis
by PepeMaul March 13, 2017
by giggidy October 09, 2004
Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
by Dark5iide March 31, 2014
That girl has some pasty tits
by Bellaspells May 09, 2016