optionment

An optionment is an optional assignment.

Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.

by Mr. Kotter March 3, 2021

Optioncide

To buy a “call” or “put” option in a stock that is heavily manipulated by a hedge fund manager, only to be pushed out of the money on expiration date by that exact hedge fund manager.

Usually, the hedge fund manager will sell you those covered “calls” or “puts” options, collecting the premium (your money), and then driving the price either up or down, to walk away with your premium & their stocks (since they are covered options).

Yo, I bought some options on XYZ stock, I was in the money but it dropped out of the money a day before expiration. I think the fund managers want me to loose. Every week they commit optioncide.

by Optioncide April 27, 2021

Optional Anal

Its the action of doing anal sex with another being (female, demiboy i dont give a shit just stfu and read the rest ok) after you fucked the being in the vagina.

" Damn that pussy so good but let me get a taste of that ass too, throw in an optional anal".

by Ruige Kever August 12, 2021

OptionAl

No option orders to comply specifically for people named Al. Not to be confused with the word optional which is meant for everyone else.

Failure is not an OptionAl.

by SprinklesofKnowledge October 11, 2021

Options

Used to describe a single piece of meat or chicken, cooked to different temperatures.

Man this steak is well-done on one side and medium on the other. I got screwed.

Nah fam, you got options

by Tomtomtom76 June 4, 2022

optionable chocolate browser

Yummy food.

The kid received an optionable chocolate browser this Sunday, and he kept eating it until it became an optionabillity-covered-theme browser.

by ccchowmeta135 January 5, 2023

Options Gamer

An Options Gamer is a person who has to adjust the settings first before even playing a game rather than after to see if settings need to be adjusted. Also applies to people who have to look at the options without changing them before playing a video game.

"Hey babe, how come you haven't started the game yet?"
"Sorry I just have to make sure the settings suit my monitor and if all the sensitivity is right!"
"Why don't you wait to play to see if you need to change anything?"
"Look, I just know okay"
"Ugh, you're such an Options Gamer"

by jeriahforte April 6, 2023